"Roy wonder: Blazers rookie plays -- and acts -- like a seasoned pro"

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/chris_mannix/03/14/roy.blazers/index.html

There's not really anything too surprising, just the same old stories
given a good national spotlight for heightened exposure.

There was one really amusing and unexpected tidbit in there, though.
When asked about a hotel room mishap in Cleveland, Roy offers up this anecdote:
"Man, it was just wild--there were clowns, and strippers, and fireworks,
and I was trying to sleep, right? Gotta stay pretty, keep my skin supple.
So when the blender blew up and set Varejao's wig on fire,
I was just, this is too much, I don't care how how many nipples she has,
just get me outta here so we can go to Denny's and order 'Moons Over My Hammy'.
他们现在有这些机器,你看,他们跑哟ur blood through, like,
a still or something, so you can see it. I added sprinkles and felt like Jesus for days."

Okay, so I totally made that whole anecdote up.
No question on the 300-character thing, though.