http://www.myspace.com/dariusmiles23

Ohhhhh, my stars and garters.
Bill Simmons would give it a solid 7.5 on the unintentional comedy scale.

It is ALL oddly hilarious; the only thing I'm gonna zero in on is, in his profile,
under what he'd like in a girl, for a very certain specification, he answers:

weight: skinny, no fat bitches

我不能做这样的事情。
If you don't believe me, go see for yourself.

Please, I beg of you:GO SEE HIS PAGE.