Had a dream the other night. A dream about hoops.

In my dream, both Durant and Oden declared.

The Blazers won the lottery.

Thanks to Isaih's generosity, the Bulls again got the #2 pick.

John Paxson, deciding he needs more help at PF than at either center or SF--decides to trade the #2 pick--to Portland for Z-bo and a first round pick in a later draft.

Portland holds a coin flip with Durant and Oden's agents to decide whom to pick #1 and who to pick #2. (It matters--rookie salary scale is fixed).

It was asweetdream. A snowball's chance in Los Angeles of coming true though...