Hey, we got something new this week! Let's see the results for certain phrases:

"Brandon Roy": 578 stories

"Greg Oden": 474

"Stephen A. Smith": 73

"Shakespeare": 47

"Bill Simmons": 314

"Scientology": 11

"Catholicism": 4

"LeBron James": 390

"LeBron": 700

Anyone got any other fun ideas to search? Holy crap, I have to write at least 40 more words. I guess this damn site doesn't recognize proper hard work. Good research is much better than a higher word count. Anyway:

"Fire Nate": 1

However, I found out the first time I said "fire Nate" was in order to tank the season to get Greg Oden and trade Zach Randolph. 2 out of 3 ain't bad.