A light-hearted off-season time waster for ya...here is a look at anagrams (in bold) for the names of some relevant Blazers. Enjoy!

大流士英里Slum Dairies(They put Stone Cold stores in bad neighborhoods now?)
Misused Liar('Nuff said)
I Muss' Derailyour franchise.
I Slursto theMedia.
Rum Iswhat I drink with theLadies
We bought hisRuse,Slimchance heAids us.

Greg Oden-Engorged(anything near the rim will be)
Green God(nothing to tie this too, but it's funny)
Need Grog(grog = strong alcoholic drink)


LaMarcus Aldridge-A Dullards Grimace(and they will every time he puts up 40)
A MildmanneredRascalnamed Avery JohnsonUrgedCoach McMillian to stop playing LaMarcus against his team.


罗伊-Born On A Dryday(In Washington, are you sure?)
Kobe Bryant will stop Roy in his tracks...或Roy will go rightOn By他。Darn!

Jerryd Bayless- He has set upLabsfull of scientists that keep hisJersey(s)Dry.

Travis Outlaw- Travis has aRitualin which heVowsto someday embarrass Pau Gasolatthe Western Conference Finals.
Swat Out Rival(s)
Two air vaultsback to back from Sergio!

Rudy Fernandez-Runin aFrenzyuntil you areDead.

Martell Webster- Never test aBrawler's Mettle.
The Jazz fans are about toRebel! Martell is torching them here in the third quarter, he literally is going toMelttheWartsoff of Kirilenko's face!

Channing Frye- Oden became aCheflearning from Channing'sGranny Inher kitchen.

Nicolas Batum- Sophia would love to drink until she isLitandcombher hair in Batum'sSauna.

Joel Pryzbilla- If he's ever not aBlazer, I'm going to have to take aJoy Pillto overcome my grief.

Ike Diogu- Impossible. But I bet Garnett would try anyways.

Sergio Rodriguez- Sergio likes toRideanimals at the localZoos, and also sometimes gets theUrgeto ask Donaghy if he canRighim some playing time.

Raef LaFrentz- The most expensiveFezwearingRentalfrom aFarplace, Raef LaFrentz.