Have a nice morning and a pleasant day. And to all of you who are not going to fan fest, feel free to imagine how incredibly cool it is for all of us who are there. You can even talk here about how cool we are - maybe it'll be just as cool to watch it on TV and maybe you'll find a feed if you don't have Comcast! Mostly, I want to say is that I'm ready for Fan Fest.

So... today is Fan Fest, so I don't think it matters what the JD topic is. However, here are a few random "titles" or "recognitions" or "awards" that usually get given in yearbooks in HS. I'm not even going to do anything else with this JD. Just copy and paste a few "titles" here and make you decide what to do, if anything, with them.

Most Likely to Succeed

Class Clown

Most Athletic

Best Dresser

Most Likely To Get Arrested

Most Likely To Get Committed to the Insane Asylum

Most Likely To Drink Paint

Class Dork

Most Annoying

Most Likely To Become a Proctologist

Class Snitch

Most Grammatically Talented

Most Likely To Repeat Senior Year