Hello all.......as you are aware Rudy will be participating in the All-star slam dunk contest. In his honor...I re-tooled (slightly) the Rundy homage I wrote earlier in the year. Since it is a reset...I decided to make it the Junk Drawer also. Here ya go

Sung to the tune of "Pretty Fly for a White Guy " in the style of The Offspring

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Give it to us Ru-dy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to us Ru-dy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to us Ru-dy, uh huh, uh huh
And all the fans say he can really fly....
...for a white guy

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get paid alot today
Our subject is espania
But he came here anyway
He didn't get Euros
And he ain't got megabucks
But everything he lacks
he'll make up with thunder dunks
There's no debate, he's a player, straight
You know he don't speak much english anyway
But he'll play the field, and keep it real
He'll ball all day, He'll ball all day
And if you don't rate, He'll stuff it in yer face
especially if you play for Salt Lake
and The Hornets are gonna be wannabe's
An they better not not not expect a ring!!

Give it to us Ru-dy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to us Ru-dy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to us Ru-dy, uh huh, uh huh
And Nate an' KP say he can really fly....
...for a white guy

He needs some good food
Not just any will suffice
Mort offers him a Taco
but he says "what's this crap??"
Now he's crammin for the jam fest, an they ask him what he'll do
"I''ll dress up in a Zorro suit....
....and jam the ball thru!!!!"

There's no debate, he's a player, straight
You know he don't speak much english anyway
But he'll play the field, and keep it real
He'll ball all day, He'll ball all day
And if you don't rate, He'll stuff it in yer face
especially if you play for Salt Lake
and The Spurs are gonna be wannabe's
An they better not, not, not expect a ring!!

So now he's getting a tattoo
Yeh He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a pinwheel an' "Blazer's #1˜
Serg says he's workin' real hard
and he's really quite hip
直到把他们买了匹配的毛衣
On the last road trip

There's no debate, he's a player, straight
You know he don't speak much english anyway
But he'll play the field, and keep it real
He'll ball all day, He'll ball all day
And if you don't rate, He'll stuff it in yer face
especially if you play for Salt Lake
The Lakers NEED wannabe's
The Lakers LOVE more wannabe's
The Lakers ARE GONNA BE wannabe's
Hey hey,don't expect a ring!!

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