ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!如果你或e one of the many sports fans in Portland who think that the L*kers are most hateworthy franchise in the USA, you were wrong! Get your butt to PGE Park on Wednesday 7/1 @ 7pm to watch your Portland Timbers take on the Seattle Sounders FC (read: sh*ttle flounders) in the third round of the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup. The Portland-Seattle soccer rivalry dates back to the 1970's in the old North American Soccer League (the one that Pele played in.) Don't miss this opportunity to represent your home town of Portland in the biggest and best soccer rivalry in the United States. Tickets start at $12 and go on sale Thursday 6/18 @ 10am So, be there to stand up for your city and fight in the defense of all things good and true! If you're not there, you don't love Portland or Oregon! It will beEPIC!