VIDEO: Rudy Fernandez Listlessly Describes His Life And Career

After a dramatic summer, Portland Trail Blazers guard Rudy Fernandez decided to report to training camp and show up to today's Media Day.

In one of the more bizarre Media Day scenes you will ever see, Fernandez:

• describes his desire to return to Europe,
• expresses his appreciation for the fans and community in Portland,
• repeats his preference for the European style of basketball,
• states that being traded to another NBA team wouldn't change his mind about anything,
• says that he doesn't regret coming to the NBA,
• reminds everyone that he is a professional player and that he has a contract with the Blazers,
• confirms that he will participate in Training Camp, starting tomorrow. And a whole bunch more.