I wrote a very similar fan post last year and quite enjoyed the response, so I thought I'd give it a go again now that the trade period has begun...

这是12月中旬 - 让交易开始。

You're Neil Olshey, and your phone is ringing off the hook. The NBA is having a fire sale, and a ton of teams are calling, inquiring about your interest in so-and-so, and whether you'd trade so-and-so since they're playing out of their minds.

每个人都在罗宾·洛佩兹的奥德斯奥德斯的舒适者身上健康。CJ回到了替补席上的第一翼;T-Rob正在杀死委员会，并在进攻上落成更好的地方;罗罗，虽然受伤，是我们的防守终止，而LMA和Lillard是全明星的锁;BATUM始终是5x5的威胁;Wes Matthews在联盟中被认为是一个前5名双向SG;甚至Meyers Leonard令人印象深刻的联盟，从深度射击50％，并显示在PF位置更舒服。

Though the Blazers are currently on a trajectory to get home court advantage in the playoffs, they're clearly a player away from being a genuine Finals contender (though they're arguable a darkhorse contender for the WCF).

选择一个场景并使其发生。请只讨论每个评论的一个情景。您可以根据您的喜好评论多次，而是为了不断创建混淆，如果您正在进行单独的交易，请进行单独的评论。

Enjoy!

(1.) You pick up the phone and Flip Saunders of the Timberpups is on the line. MINN has fallen off hard, as injuries and trades have decimated a once decent team. Flip is taking offers forKevin Martin。He's demanding a pick, but he's willing to take back expiring contracts and/or filler to make it work.

（2.）电话戒指和Ryan McDonough的太阳is on the line. "We've got too many damn guards," he exclaims. With a plethora of 1s and 2s, Ryan tries to sell you onGerald Green。"He's athletic and he's hitting 37% of his threes this season," Ryan states. "All we want is a big man who can defend halfway."

(3.) Your best friend Rob Hennigan of the魔法is texting you. The text reads "We made a mistake signingChanning Frye.。He's shooting over 40% from deep, but we need to keep rebuilding, and we want some youth in any trade we make. We're willing to take back bad contracts and/or include another guys if need be." To make things work, one of托马斯罗宾逊或者Joel Freelandwould have to be included.

（4.）TIM CONNELLY，GM的Nuggetsis calling. Apparently, Josh Kroenke continues gutting the team because he loves saving money. Arron Afflalo's name keeps coming up, but Connelly keeps shutting down all Afflalo requests. However, the Nuggets would letWilson Chandlergo for the right price, even dump another contract in the trade as necessary. They don't want to take back much salary on their end, especially if they could get a future pick out of the deal to make up for the one they sent to ORL over the summer.

(5.) Detroit is calling. The twin-towers plus one idiot debacle is over and since they can't trade Smith they need to rid themselves ofGreg Monroe。To make a trade work involving Monroe, they'll require a 1st-round pick either from us or a third team. They're willing to take back filler as long as one of the players can spread the floor.

（6.）您的秘书在一起，说在这里有一个男人谁说他是GMBucks。他们的团队正在玩得很好，但是John Henson没有太多的奔跑。他告诉你的秘书，吉安尼斯是不可触碰的，所以不要试试。问价格不多，但它也不简单地填充。如果可能，米尔可以真正使用另一个翼。

(7.) Ainge is on the phone and he's got another GM on the line. He's already gotten rid of Rondo, and to complete the rebuild he's offloading杰夫绿色。He wants to know what's the best package we can offer?

(8)。夏洛特是投入ing awayLance Stephenson.随着未来的选择。

(9.)Cleveland calls, saying they'll give youDion Waiters和Lou Amundson对于WES Matthews。你笑了挂着电话。